Padmasamhava as a Wealth Deity: Orgyen Norlha

Orgyen Norlha. Ever heard of him? Probably not, unless you're knee-deep in the psychedelic underbelly of Tibetan Buddhism. This ain't your grandma's meditation deity, folks. 

We're talking Padmasambhava as someone from Finance. 

Picture a cross between a hedge-fund bro and a cosmic lightning storm, all wrapped up in a package of mind-bending compassion.

So, next time you need help with wealth, give Orgyen Norlha a shout. He'll shake you up, tear you down, and leave you gasping for air on the razor's edge of enlightenment. It's a wild ride, but hey, that's the price of admission to the big leagues of spiritual awakening. Buckle up, for Lama Sherab will teach his practice.